And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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