i just google imaged poop.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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