did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this beer tastes like vomit already
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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