I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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