My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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