That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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