How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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