Where is the hickey?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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