Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
