I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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