It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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