i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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