on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
