I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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