Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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