Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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