Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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