Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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