I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
