I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I smell like Dick and happiness
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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