i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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