Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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