We won't sleep together?
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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