That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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