I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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