i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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