i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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