This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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