i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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