It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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