Porn is love you can see.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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