If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dick very happy bro
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
