Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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