How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I had to cum in my sink.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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