it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
This house was built for laser tag.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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