But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Is it penis luge time yet?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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