he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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