I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
If its not for food we ain't going out.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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