you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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