One girl and one boy is just not enough.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
