Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Randomize
