But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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