Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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