There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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