okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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