in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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