So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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