Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
wow bdsm is so cute
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