I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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