you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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