how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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