so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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