uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Girls should come with a carfax report
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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